1.They lived happily until they got married
2.I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.She said to me “nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace “So I bought her nothing.
3.Marriage is like a public toilet.Those waiting outside are desperate to get in.Those inside are desperate to get out. Stephanie Robinson
4.A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. Milton Berle
5.Women marry because they believe that he will change one day. Men marry because they believe she’ll never change. Both are mistaken.
6.The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
7.You should argue with your wife only when she’s not around.
8.A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
9.Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes.
10.There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.
11.A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
12.The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman
13.Marriage is the main reason for divorce.
Ok my friends,the point I would like to ask is, why most of these humor are one sided ?
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I count 6 which put the female in a negative position, 6 that could be read either/both ways, and one that has a positive female slant. Seems rather even-handed to me. Could it be that males generally handle stress/troubles with humor, to alleviate depression and tension, while females take life and marriage more seriously?
Good group of cute jokes though. Some of them have already showed up on my site, and a couple more of these definitely will later. Thanx. 🙂
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Thank you so much Archons Den.
Couldn’t agree more.
Valid points you put forth
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I’ll first have to ask my wife … 😎
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Ha
Checked with her ?
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Yes. All those quotes are Y chromosomal.
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True
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Ha
You will be successful ?
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Jehovah has given wives an honorable role in the family. A wife is her husbands partner. When a couple are making family decisions, a wife respectfully says what she thinks and how she feels, yet she remains submissive. A wise husband will listen carefully to what his wife says – Prov 31:10-31
Loving submission can bring joy, peace, and harmony to the family.
To learn more more, please visit Jw.org
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Thank you Missy.
So much important information there .
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